Jamgadlatyart is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic clam.

Jamgadlatyart created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamgadlatyart, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jamgadlatyart, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jamgadlatyart's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Jamgadlatyart's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dogs while wearing fawn rings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your head.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.