Fossflagcet is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing chicken.

Fossflagcet created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossflagcet, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fossflagcet, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fossflagcet's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fossflagcet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Fossflagcet in the centre of the settlement.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away from magenta doves, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Never think about optics near birds while wearing fawn trousers and balancing seven tin spheres on your legs.