Manyartvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent raccoon.

Manyartvonk created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manyartvonk, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Manyartvonk, she will have a low opinion of you.

Manyartvonk's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Manyartvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Always help ants.