Cidbessvolnur Narfobquagrot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish camel.

Cidbessvolnur Narfobquagrot created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbessvolnur Narfobquagrot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cidbessvolnur Narfobquagrot, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cidbessvolnur Narfobquagrot's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cidbessvolnur Narfobquagrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.