Weeflowgudflow is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, moody frog.

Weeflowgudflow created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weeflowgudflow, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weeflowgudflow, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Weeflowgudflow's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Weeflowgudflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Weeflowgudflow's priests.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not keep three monkeys in a large pit.

4. Run away if seven sharks approach from the south.

5. Do not listen to music.