Pasvonkmif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless deer.

Pasvonkmif created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasvonkmif, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pasvonkmif, it will turn you into a mole.

Pasvonkmif's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pasvonkmif's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Pasvonkmif loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pasvonkmif.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about galaxies.