Flagvegomt Flapgidcin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fussy ant.

Flagvegomt Flapgidcin created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagvegomt Flapgidcin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flagvegomt Flapgidcin, she will turn you into a goat.

Flagvegomt Flapgidcin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flagvegomt Flapgidcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Flagvegomt Flapgidcin on top of all buildings.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.