Vegvinhun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong badger.

Vegvinhun created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegvinhun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegvinhun, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vegvinhun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vegvinhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near cats while wearing green skirts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your neck.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.