Dubvagominvil is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic hare.

Dubvagominvil created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubvagominvil, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubvagominvil, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dubvagominvil's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dubvagominvil's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Do not take Dubvagominvil's name in vain.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Never feed figs to voles while wearing black boots.

5. Pray towards the east.