Bifvansak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic hedgehog.

Bifvansak created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifvansak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bifvansak, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bifvansak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bifvansak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Bifvansak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide if four foxes approach from the south.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.