Dunsomgen is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish fish.

Dunsomgen created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunsomgen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dunsomgen, it will remove you from existence.

Dunsomgen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dunsomgen's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.