Dudmighat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, intelligent hyena.

Dudmighat created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudmighat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dudmighat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dudmighat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dudmighat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Run away if eight great tits approach from the east.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dudmighat.

5. Do not hurt ducks.