Hinfoddav is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental hummingbird.

Hinfoddav created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfoddav, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hinfoddav, she will turn you into a worm.

Hinfoddav's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hinfoddav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Worship no other gods but Hinfoddav.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.