Dib is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, blissful dingo.

Dib created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dib, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dib, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dib's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Worship no other gods but Dib.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Dib loves seals, so they must be honoured.