Hoggon Yogsandquag Betsabstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud pig.

Hoggon Yogsandquag Betsabstrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hoggon Yogsandquag Betsabstrag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hoggon Yogsandquag Betsabstrag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Hoggon Yogsandquag Betsabstrag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hoggon Yogsandquag Betsabstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red shoes.

2. Never feed lots of beans to tortoises while wearing fawn stockings.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Do not speak about spinach.