Yattettinig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful weasel.

Yattettinig created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattettinig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yattettinig, she will not care.

Yattettinig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yattettinig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Worship no other gods but Yattettinig.