Gigbuscuss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying squirrel.

Gigbuscuss created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigbuscuss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gigbuscuss, she will turn you into a slug.

Gigbuscuss' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gigbuscuss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Never sing near swans.