Ruttcudpin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent dingo.

Ruttcudpin created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcudpin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttcudpin, she will be mildly annoyed.

Ruttcudpin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ruttcudpin's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Worship no other gods but Ruttcudpin.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Never talk about dark energy near goats while wearing black skirts and balancing three tin spheres on your arms.

5. Always help birds.