Xembegfar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental hyena.

Xembegfar created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xembegfar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xembegfar, it will destroy your favourite star.

Xembegfar's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Xembegfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Xembegfar on top of all buildings.

5. Do not eat oranges.