Cantettitarg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful jellyfish.

Cantettitarg created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cantettitarg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cantettitarg, it will turn you into a dog.

Cantettitarg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cantettitarg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow snails, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never feed carrots to voles while wearing coats.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Worship no other gods but Cantettitarg.