Vanhotciss is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonourable dove.

Vanhotciss created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanhotciss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vanhotciss, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Vanhotciss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vanhotciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never paint your back cyan.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. You must pray to Vanhotciss seven times a day.