Dubstafcab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful weasel.

Dubstafcab created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dubstafcab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dubstafcab, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dubstafcab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dubstafcab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.