Milnutflat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient coyote.

Milnutflat created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milnutflat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Milnutflat, she will turn you into a goat.

Milnutflat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Milnutflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Milnutflat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about nebulae.