Flabminweetinmigmetbess is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind hare.

Flabminweetinmigmetbess created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabminweetinmigmetbess, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flabminweetinmigmetbess, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flabminweetinmigmetbess' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flabminweetinmigmetbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Flabminweetinmigmetbess on top of all buildings.