Rullhatvil is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient
penguin.
Rullhatvil created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rullhatvil, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Rullhatvil, he will turn you into a sheep.
Rullhatvil's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Rullhatvil's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep seven grasshopers in a large pit.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Rullhatvil.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.