Fligdobbast is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, egotistical parrot.

Fligdobbast created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligdobbast, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligdobbast, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fligdobbast's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fligdobbast's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray turtles for they are unholy.

2. Never paint your feet red.

3. Run away if seven moths approach from the west.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never go into brown rooms.