Dogtaillat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful tapir.

Dogtaillat created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogtaillat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dogtaillat, it will turn you into a slug.

Dogtaillat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dogtaillat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your back gray.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.