Nullgepzig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow giraffe.

Nullgepzig created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullgepzig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nullgepzig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nullgepzig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nullgepzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near great tits while wearing black stockings.

2. Retreat if eight geese approach from the west.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Never sing in holy places.