Hivbugbog Tabwanflow is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful badger.

Hivbugbog Tabwanflow created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Hivbugbog Tabwanflow, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hivbugbog Tabwanflow, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hivbugbog Tabwanflow's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hivbugbog Tabwanflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet fawn.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Hivbugbog Tabwanflow in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not stand on grass.