Kadladquat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak gerbil.

Kadladquat created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadladquat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kadladquat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kadladquat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kadladquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never feed coconuts to capybaras while wearing dresses.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.