Armbagdum is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful lion.

Armbagdum created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Armbagdum, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Armbagdum, she will turn you into a frog.

Armbagdum's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Armbagdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Never feed figs to pigs while wearing kilts.

5. Never sing in holy places.