Rennakkik is a god.

She takes the form of a large, effective parrot.

Rennakkik created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rennakkik, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rennakkik, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rennakkik's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rennakkik's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. You must pray to Rennakkik four times a day.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Worship no other gods but Rennakkik.