Rigquaglantitkapdoncep is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying aardvark.

Rigquaglantitkapdoncep created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rigquaglantitkapdoncep, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rigquaglantitkapdoncep, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rigquaglantitkapdoncep's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rigquaglantitkapdoncep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near eagles while wearing green shorts.

2. Do not keep six hamsters in a large pit.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Put Rigquaglantitkapdoncep first in all things.

5. Do not stand on grass.