Davbogsig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless grasshopper.

Davbogsig created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Davbogsig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Davbogsig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Davbogsig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Davbogsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not take Davbogsig's name in vain.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Davbogsig on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.