Singutpod is a god.
It takes the form of a small, unsympathetic
clam.
Singutpod created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Singutpod, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Singutpod, it will turn you into a rat.
Singutpod's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Singutpod's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Singutpod.
3. Never hurt frogs.
4. Never write about planets.
5. Do not cook food in pots.