Sinfetbog Citbamwip is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, calm dolphin.

Sinfetbog Citbamwip created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinfetbog Citbamwip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sinfetbog Citbamwip, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sinfetbog Citbamwip's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sinfetbog Citbamwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.