Zogstiglist is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, caring camel.

Zogstiglist created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogstiglist, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zogstiglist, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zogstiglist's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Zogstiglist's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Zogstiglist loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.