Cidfabpad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless meerkat.

Cidfabpad created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidfabpad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cidfabpad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cidfabpad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cidfabpad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cidfabpad on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.