Straghabvonk is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful mouse.

Straghabvonk created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Straghabvonk, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Straghabvonk, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Straghabvonk's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Straghabvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three dogs in a large pit.

2. Run away if nine tapirs approach from the north.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing gray coats and balancing four zinc spheres on your head.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never play with disobedient children.