Femlunflam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous ant.

Femlunflam created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femlunflam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Femlunflam, he will turn you into a plant.

Femlunflam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Femlunflam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Run away from green gulls, for they are unholy.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never hurt whales.