Listwatyok is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, impressive mongoose.

Listwatyok created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Listwatyok, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Listwatyok, she will have a low opinion of you.

Listwatyok's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Listwatyok's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear black clothing.