Dobrullib is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, smart mongoose.

Dobrullib created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Dobrullib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dobrullib, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dobrullib's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dobrullib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never wear yellow corsets.

5. Worship no other gods but Dobrullib.