Gedrotquag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, dishonest toad.

Gedrotquag created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedrotquag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gedrotquag, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gedrotquag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gedrotquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never run near porpoises.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Gedrotquag on top of important buildings.