Hittikgenbus is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, almighty goose.

Hittikgenbus created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hittikgenbus, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hittikgenbus, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hittikgenbus' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hittikgenbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat bananas.