Xemweehas is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong sheep.

Xemweehas created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemweehas, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xemweehas, it will destroy your home solar system.

Xemweehas' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Xemweehas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never feed limes to sharks while wearing dresses.