Milcapbod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody beaver.

Milcapbod created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milcapbod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Milcapbod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Milcapbod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Milcapbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never leap in the presence of dolphins.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.