Parkhogbap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless parrot.

Parkhogbap created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Parkhogbap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Parkhogbap, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Parkhogbap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Parkhogbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always obey Parkhogbap's priests.

5. Run away if eight goats approach from the east.