Hakartbaflit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring unicorn.

Hakartbaflit created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakartbaflit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hakartbaflit, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hakartbaflit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hakartbaflit's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Put Hakartbaflit first in all things.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Never eat green fruit.