Latdibbell is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical ferret.

Latdibbell created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latdibbell, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Latdibbell, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Latdibbell's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Latdibbell's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear tights.

5. You must never eat parsnips.