Nullgovgep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic penguin.

Nullgovgep created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullgovgep, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nullgovgep, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nullgovgep's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nullgovgep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Nullgovgep loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Hide from white mice for they are unholy.

4. Always help goats.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.